Showing posts with label homework. Show all posts
Showing posts with label homework. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Art of Courtly Love

Andreas Capellanus' Rules Of Love, as Learned from the King of Love:

I. Marriage is no real excuse for not loving.
II. He who is not jealous cannot love.
III. No one can be bound by a double love.
IV. It is well known that love is always increasing or decreasing.
V. That which a lover takes against the will of his beloved has no relish.
VI. Boys do not love until they arrive at the age of maturity.
VII. When one lover dies, a widowhood of two years is required of the survivor.
VIII. No one should be deprived of love without the very best of reasons.
IX. No one can love unless he is impelled by the persuasion of love.
X. Love is always a stranger in the home of avarice.
XI. It is not proper to love any woman whom one would be ashamed to seek to marry.
XII. A true lover does not desire to embrace in love anyone except his beloved.
XIII. When made public love rarely endures.
XIV. The easy attainment of love makes it of little value; difficulty of attainment makes it prized.
XV. Every lover regularly turns pale in the presence of his beloved.
XVI. When a lover suddenly catches sight of his beloved his heart palpitates.
XVII. A new love puts to flight an old one.
XVIII. Good character alone makes any man worthy of love.
XIX. If love diminishes, it quickly fails and rarely revives.
XX. A man in love is always apprehensive.
XXI. Real jealousy always increases the feeling of love.
XXII. Jealousy, and therefore love, are increased when one suspects his beloved.
XXIII. He whom the thought of love vexes eats and sleeps very little.
XXIV. Every act of a lover ends in the thought of his beloved.
XXV. A true lover considers nothing good except what he thinks will please his beloved.
XXVI. Love can deny nothing to love.
XXVII. A lover can never have enough of the solaces of his beloved.
XXVIII. A slight presumption causes a lover to suspect his beloved.
XXIX. A man who is vexed by too much passion usually does not love.
XXX. A true lover is constantly and without intermission possessed by the thought of his beloved.
XXXI. Nothing forbids one woman being loved by two men or one man by two women.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Things that make me wish I weren't a student:
-having no time to make real, homemade meals on a regular basis
-having no down time because of homework
-never knowing what to address my professors as (professor? doctor? just their last name? by their first name if they're cool and hep?)
-having to walk to school and back home in the snow
-not having a real income, but having a career (basically... grad school is a career, right?)
-sitting in classrooms without windows for hours on end every single day

Things that make me want to never leave school:
-learning cool stuff
-being pretentious
-the feeling of accomplishment after a good paper, test, or project
-being on the same intelligence level as most of the people around me
-researching awesome stuff
-not having to start a "real" career
-access to all the amenities on campus
-discounts at grocery stores

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Homework

Books/Articles I've read so far this semester:
-La Venus d'Ille by Prosper Merimee
-Rene by Chateaubriand
-Le Rouge et le Noir by Stendhal
-La Morte Amoureuse by Maupassant
-Discours sur la science et les arts by Rousseau
-Confessions (chapters 1-4) by Rousseau
-Candide by Voltaire
-Lettres Philosophiques (1-6, 8-10, 18, 23, 25) by Voltaire
-A bunch of stuff about Sophie Calle (funnest photographer... ever?)
-The Uncanny by Freud
-Something about La Venus d'Ille written by Cropper
-Extracts from Classes laborieuses, classes dangereuses by Louis Chevalier
-Extracts from Les Miserables by Victor Hugo
-Les Imaginaires Sociaux from a dictionary by Alain Courbin
-La "Monarchie d'argot" entre le mythe et l'histoire by Roger Chartier
-A bunch of stuff about Walker Evans and the FSA
-Pieces of Introduction a la litterature francaise by Tzvetan Todorov
-Pieces of La litterature fantastique by Denis Mellier
-Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
-An article about reference books for research on French literature
-Lots of random newspaper articles
-A few articles on photography

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Dead of Winter

Music That Makes Me Happy:
-"The Rise and Fall of Ziggie Stardust" by Bowie
-K'naan (especially "Dreamer" and "When the Lion Learns to Speak")
-Tété
-Francoise Hardy (especially "Le Premier Bonheur du Jour")
-"The Great Escape" by Blur
-Some Beyoncé ("Freakum Dress" especially)
-"Dead Flowers" by the Rolling Stones
-"Norwegian Wood" by the Beatles
-Debussy
-Ragtime music (Joplin and James P Johnson)
-Early jazz (especially piano in stride style- ie Fats Waller)
-ABBA (mostly just the upbeat disco songs)
-Dick Annegarn
-"Mercedes Lullaby" (and most of the other songs off the Pan's Labyrinth soundtrack to a slightly lesser degree) by Javier Navarrete
-"Mississippi Half-Step Uptown Toodeloo" by the Grateful Dead
-"Je Me Suis Fait Tout Petit" and "Mauvaise Reputation" by Georges Brassens
-"Ne Me Quitte Pas", "Le Plat Pays", "Marieke", and several other Jacques Brel songs

What Exactly Is Getting Me Through My Final Semester?
-I actually like the subject matter in my classes
-I'm taking my classes for fun
-I refuse to fail
-It's my last semester, so I should make it the best one
-The actual class part of my life is the easiest part of my life currently
-The above point makes it an excellent method of escapism from the rest of my life
-I am slightly perfectionist, and must do as well as I can
-School is one of the few things I'm competitive about. I have to be above average in my classes or else I won't function.
-Did I mention the rest of my life is harder than classes? Thus homework is a way to distract myself from other problems
-I think I've finally got the whole undergrad education thing figured out. It's time to move on...

Sunday, November 30, 2008

self-evaulation

Things I'm Good At, And By Good I Mean Average:
-basketball
-piano
-being tactful
-school
-predicting movie/tv show/book endings
-looking up things on wikipedia/youtube/google
-balancing
-dance

Things I'm Bad At:
-being nice
-paying attention
-self-motivation/ self-control
-drawing pretty much anything but eyes
-remembering birthdays (seriously, it took me ten years to memorize my siblings' birthdays)
-following through on plans/projects
-keeping in touch
-being open

Things I'm Good At, Legitimately:
-sarcasm
-finding that spot behind dog's ears where they want to be scratched
-listening
-asking questions
-procrastination
-making inside jokes
-remembering trivial details
-pretending to know other languages
-making plans/ starting projects
-spending time alone

Monday, October 1, 2007

Frustration

Classes I am enrolled in:
-Hist 301 (late middle ages)
-Hist 303 (the reformation)
-Hist 314 (eurofascism)
-Phil 202 (history of modern philosophy)
-Fren 322 (advanced composition)
-Rel C 355 (Judaism and the gospel)

Classes I have tests in in the next 10 days:
-Hist 301
-Phil 202

Classes I have stuff due in the next 5 days:
-Hist 314
-Hist 303
-Phil 202
-Fren 322

Classes I am majorly behind in:
-Hist 314
-Hist 303
-Fren 322
-Rel C 355

Things keeping me alive:
-facebook
-2 trips out of utah in November
-going home for thanksgiving
-tea

Monday, September 24, 2007

Procrastination

Things I should have done:
-Homework for French 322
-Homework for History 314
-Homework for History 303
-Homework for Philosophy 202

Things I shouldn't have done:
-bought that plane ticket I immediately had to cancel
-watched hours and hours and hours of TV on Saturday and today
-overdrawn on my checking account
-stayed up until 3AM repeatedly this weekend

Things I did that were good:
-Go to Sego Art Festival to see Brinton Jones
-Go to O-Lib
-Dinner with Dema
-Bought plane ticket to Massachusetts
-Called my parents
-Drank lots of teas and other tasty beverages