Riddles

Things that are absolutely true about me:

-I have red hair

-I absolutely love dogs

-I really, really, really like runny yolks

-I enjoy talking about several subjects without getting tired of them: Europe, France, French music, food, socialism, pop culture

-I am lazy and enjoy procrastinating

-I tend to blame other people for things (ie if someone is insulted by my sense of humor, it's because they're too sensitive, have a bad sense of humor, or something along those lines)

-I hate mingling

-I like people, for the most part

-I stare at strangers too much and don't particularly like eye contact when I'm talking, ironically

-I generally prefer the ridiculous to the serious

Dove

Messages from Dove Chocolate from Christmas Stocking:
-Whisper in the dark (x2)
-Sing along with the elevator music
-You know what? You look good in red.
-Smile at yourself in the mirror
-Make a list of your dreams
-Don't think about it so much

Things Without Explanation:
-most of what my brother-in-law says (impossible to explain)
-my fake pheasant (no need to explain)
-my love for Hello Kitty, Europe, Socialism and critical theory
-my love/hate relationship with consumerism and capitalism
-my life (until I write my memoirs...)
-quantum physics/mechanics (no explanation to date satisfies me)
-mysteries
-the tree joke