Le parfait du paon?

Birds in Le Bestiaire d'Amour:

-Rooster

-Swan

-Crow

-Caladrius

-Turtledove

-Partridge

-Ostrich

-Blackbird

-Siren

-Crane

-Peacock

-Swallow

-Pelican

-Eagle

-Dove

-Magpie

-Vulture

Animals

These are the cool animals:

-dogs

-cats

-tigers

-cheetahs

-wolves

-leopards

-humans

-dolphins (the puppies of the sea)

-killer whales (when not killing)

-flying squirrels

-regular-type whales

-narwhals (the unicorns of the sea)

-horses (how else are we to measure the speed of our cars, after all?)

-owls

These are the uncool animals:

-birds

-lizards

-rodents

-geese (just uncool enough to be mentioned specially. They are mean)

Dove

Messages from Dove Chocolate from Christmas Stocking:
-Whisper in the dark (x2)
-Sing along with the elevator music
-You know what? You look good in red.
-Smile at yourself in the mirror
-Make a list of your dreams
-Don't think about it so much

Things Without Explanation:
-most of what my brother-in-law says (impossible to explain)
-my fake pheasant (no need to explain)
-my love for Hello Kitty, Europe, Socialism and critical theory
-my love/hate relationship with consumerism and capitalism
-my life (until I write my memoirs...)
-quantum physics/mechanics (no explanation to date satisfies me)
-mysteries
-the tree joke