Reasons Balloons are Evil:
-Popping them sometimes hurts
-Popping them can give a war veteran panic attacks
-Helium is becoming more and more rare, which is actually becoming a legit issue
-Associated with clowns
-Create static electricity
-Bad for the environment
-They smell bad
-I'm sure a lot of people are probably allergic to them, right?
-I'm not the only one who thinks this.
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