Globophobia

Reasons Balloons are Evil:
-Popping them sometimes hurts
-Popping them can give a war veteran panic attacks
-Helium is becoming more and more rare, which is actually becoming a legit issue
-Associated with clowns
-Create static electricity
-Bad for the environment
-They smell bad
-I'm sure a lot of people are probably allergic to them, right?
-I'm not the only one who thinks this.

Spring Break

Things To Do In Seattle:

-eat strawberry cake picked out by 5-year-old nephew

-drink chocolate milk and return the bottle for bottle deposit

-eat turkish food

-check out awesome waterfalls

-get soaked from rain

-visit the Seattle public library

-eat donuts

-play with sister's awesome dog named after an awesome character from LOST

-walk around a city (always always fun)

-check out sculptures at the art museum

-watch some movies (good and bad)

-window shopping

-people watching, eavesdropping

-visit Pike Place Market

-be close to lots of water (current residence = desert; water = awesome)

-spend time with family and friends